• *spectating a MCSG game*
  • Joey: WAIT! I have an idea. I'm just gonna pretend to still be in it.
  • Joey: Just make sure you leave doors open, okay?
  • Stacy: *snickers* Yeah, we'll leave doors open. Just because I wanna make it easier for you to follow, not because you're dead or anything.
  • *nagging Stacy*
  • Joey: Pleeeease Staaaaccy. I need you to make a secret door for me.
  • Stacy: You need to hold your freaking horses-
  • Joey: -I don't have horses! They don't fricken work in this game.
  • Joey: ...But I will hold my chocobo. Is that good enough for you?
  • *gets cut off in Dead End and dies*
  • Joey: BITCH! FUCKIN BITCH! FUCKIN WHORE! SLUTS AND BITCHES! SKANKS AND MOTHERFFFFudigcals!